bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

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socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part IV)

And now for the side show… the STL County Council/police fail at being empathetic, and tone deaf white people are tone deaf (and white). #staywoke #farfromover

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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thetasrose:

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

I have finally found my spirit animal.

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boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

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officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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