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stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

(via pleatedjeans)

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

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claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(Source: basedgosh, via pleatedjeans)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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quentintarantinos:

helpful hint #979594303: My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason. Ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who… or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

(via going-to-scranton)

spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

(via iloveireland)