yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

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shibazakii:

taranoire:

the-wild-primrose:

how the heck did this show

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That had great characters

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interesting characters who dealt with difficulties, prejudice, and fear

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a show that had a great plot

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that contained  love and friendship

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a show that could get dark but managed to say light-hearted and funny

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that also managed to complement the original series

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how oh how did it become this

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so fucking relevant

I am still butthurting

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abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

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awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

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youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

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metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

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vinegod:

It’s everywhere.. by Gabriel Conte

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nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

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meladoodle:

*blushes* “i bet you say that to all the girls”


“as a matter of fact I do, now can I please take your order ma’am”

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johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

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princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

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